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This happened quite a long time ago...
Okay, so I'm here and chillin at Little Tokyo.
Minding my own goddamn business in the Karaoke bar no less. Some weeaboo (see Urbandictionary.com) decides to yell in my fuckin' ear.
Really loudly no less.
And this happened sometime ago. Almost a year.
Same bitch raises drama. I can't get sleep out of pure rage. And I decide it's a waste of time to help the bitch out.
What happened a month ago:
I snap. I decide to strike the low blow after getting clearance from one of the people she pissed off.
"Well, at least I'm not speakin' shitty japanese like (anonymous) here."
Fuckin' chat falls silent. I go on to say that I've had to tolerate that shit for months. It was about time I decided to invoke the OCPA rule of not backing down, yo.
Sure enough, people get pissed at ME for being a dick. Like they didn't see that shit coming. Although most of them did, they just thought it was fucked up. Well, I did what I had to. Shut her up. Otherwise, my patience would have worn thinner in the long run.

Anyways: Here's a list of terms that you must know in order to communicate with me with no confusion:
no-(insert label here) Basically to not sound like the following:
->homo- not to sound gay if the words said just then sounded so.
->kenneth- if they sounded too stupid to believe, or relate to obsession

Wackanese: This is a major one. This fuses Wapanese and Weeaboo into one term, thus defining both as some stupid otaku who acts japanese, speaks shitty japanese, or flat out pisses me off with both and speaking the japanese equalivent to engrish. Seriously, you stupid fucks. Shut up.

Pure (blank): I normally speak in a rather OCPA-derived dialect. Saying Pure before an adjective means that you are that adjective in a high state.
Example: I am pure tired. (I am so tired, I am seriously tired, etc)

Zetta (blank): Anyone who has played The World Ends With You should know this one. Same context as pure, except it can be added with others to further emphasize it.

Consult: www.fightshoes.blogspot.com
www.urbandictionary.com
for further details as to the terms I will be using.