Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Ah Yes, Justice Shall Be Served


So I was thinking about my cosplay (costume-play in short) agenda. Considering that I am indeed going to be cosplaying Klavier Gavin from Phoenix Wright (or Gyakuten Saiban) 4, or as it is said in the states, Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, I have decided on one thing. I want to be a kind of boss-mode prosecutor where I act out the animations of various prosecutors in previous games. Using that to my knowledge, I decided to hold a trial for a person whom I have classified as my target and a defendant in a case that I plan to win to make sure people know who he really is.
This isn't a matter of whether or not I like him, it's a matter of whether or not I can have a date around his perverted ass. He hit on my friend's girlfriend and that doesn't exactly make me wish to have mine (Given I get one. :P) around either.
Considering the fact that I have procured numerous tidbits of evidence, I have decided to place the setting of such a dramatic case in the battlegrounds that many anime fans should consider dramatic enough to contain the madness that is the case. What I plan to do is lure my target to where the case will be, then put him in the defendant's seat.
But before that, I will recruit a neutral judge. That judge will win me the case easily considering that the evidence against the target himself is rather legitimate. The evidence in question is a few testimonies and printed conversations that put light to truths that are unknown to those whom they may or may not concern. Regardless, they will concern everyone because now that there's a bit of disturbing reality under the evidence's existence, there will be unrest.
Chaos is what I will rely on. And if the target knows who he is and what I am up to then reads this, I will say one thing:
"For obstructing justice in the community of cosplay, I have been summoned to put you to trial for your actions of dishonor and perverse nature. The community has requested that I, Klavier Godot deal with you personally, and I shall. You will be tried in the Court of Cosplay at a date and time of my choice. I ask that you remain professional about this because of one thing... that thing is your innocence. If you truly think you are innocent, show up. Regardless, I have evidence that proves my actions justified. Failure to comply will result in a guilty verdict without a single word from you, but from an appointed defender. Your verdict will be given to you by way of letter. Once this is all over, I will be neutral toward you. Argue all you like. Resistance is futile."

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